Wednesday, November 10, 2004

Star Wars Episode 3 Teaser Released

It's out. Watch it at the official Star Wars site. The has a nice breakdown of the trailer. WARNING: Spoilers ahead!"The first half of trailer consists of ... (begin spoilers - highlight to read) a familiar voice over with Alec Guinness. Fans will love to hear him speak his monologue to Luke from A New Hope about "Jedi Knights always being the guardians of peace." As we hear these familiar phrases, they've intercut shots from various Star Wars episodes, excluding Episode 3.

Only when the monologue ends with "Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force" about 40 seconds into the trailer do we see the face of Anakin. He is partly covered with dark hood, looking positively evil. This is followed by the shot of erupting volcanoes, then some sort of volcanic field with crab-like creatures and then darkness, all accompanied by Vader breathing.

Then the following is heard:
Sidious: "Lord Vader..."
Vader: "Yes?"
Sidious: "Rise."

Then we see Anakin in full Vader gear rising on some sort of operating table to which he is chained. The rising is slow and is intercut with shot of various Star Wars main characters. When the table has fully risen so that Vader is basically standing upright, the meatiest part of trailer begins, with many, many shots from Episode III. Most of them are very, very short - this will be something for freeze-frame fanatics to analyze. Some of those shots were:

Dozens of Wookiees on some sort of floating platform.
Padme with signature Leia hairdo.
The Tri-Fighter, aka the precursor to the TIE fighter with three curving wings and guns mounted between each wing. They shoot red lasers.
The ARC Clonefigthter, aka the precursor to X-Wing, with three wings on each side.
A gigantic starship being sprayed by streams of something that looks like dense acid.

The trailer ends with the title "THE SAGA IS COMPLETE - MAY 2005" and is about 100 seconds long.


Drew said...

C'mon, will the saga ever REALLY be complete? Talk about false advertising!

And btw, I LOVE the name of your blog! I'll bet everything from a diddly-eyed-joe to damned-if-I-know that I know what it's referring to. :)

Jim Naka said...

Hey, you have a great blog here! I'm definitely going to bookmark you! I have a kb toy site/blog. It pretty much covers kb toy related stuff.

Anonymous said...

Yo, you have a Terrific blog here! Lots of content means more readers, more readers means more interaction!
I'm definitely going to bookmark you!
I have a
format window xpsite/blog. It pretty much covers format window xp related stuff.
Come take a Look when you get a chance. :-)

Anonymous said...

If you're a fan of LOST, check out lost offer series special tv

Anonymous said...

I think you're right on track and not many people are willing to admit that they share your views. matthew fox picture is an AWESOME place to discuss LOST.